Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...