The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...