Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...