Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...