Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...