New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...