What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...