Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...