Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...