Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...