Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...