Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...