What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...