Computers are female
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Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...