Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Condom Brands
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Puppies don’t surf…
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99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.