Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...