Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!