Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...