Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...