Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...