How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...