Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.