Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...