Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...