Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...