Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...