Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.