Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
A mouseketeer!
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Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Cat technical support problems
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Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...