His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...