Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...