Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...