Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...