What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...