The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....