What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!