Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...