Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!