Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...