Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...