Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...