Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...