Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...