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A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Texan with a new car
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Shipwrecked!
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Farmer Brown
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I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
His and her road trips
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“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
What is a grasshopper?
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Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...