Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...