New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...