Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...