Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...