The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....