The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...