Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...